Scare Their Pants Off / Satan's Bed: Double Feature

Oh No, It's Yoko!

Yes, it's Yoko Ono, sex maniacs, and off-kilter kink in this goofy, ultra-gritty Grindhouse Double Feature!Since lunatics John and Bert can't enjoy sex unless their women are first properly terrified, they abduct three lovely ladies and attempt to Scare Their Pants Off!A pretty blonde finds herself confronted by a Phantom-of-the-Opera-like figure who just wants a little kiss; trouble is, his face looks like the surface of the moon.Victim #2 wakes up strapped to a sacrificial altar where she's to be a gift to the god Apu.And a third gal is inexplicably interrogated by the fascist police of some demented dictator.Of course, it's all just a crazy charade as John and Bert gleefully demonstrate why blind dates can be so scary