The Toy Box / Toys Are Not For Children

Two toy-friendly sickies definitely not for the kiddies.

Swingers Donna and Ralph are invited to a midnight party at the castle of "Uncle," an overweight pervert who pays people to perform sexually for his twisted amusement. This time, however it appears that Uncle has died-which doesn't stop the guests from turning his wake into a nonstop orgy by acting out their fantasies in front of Uncle's dead, bloated eyes. but reality and illusion quickly become blurred as various partygoers may or may not be gruesomely murdered. Worse, a giant nude woman informs Donna and Ralph that Uncle is actually an alien from outer space who's collecting specimens for an extraterrestrial toy store specializing in the brains of "depraved" humans...Don't let the title fool you, The Toy Box is one of the most bizarre mixes of surreal sex and horror to ever assault audiences. With direction by cinematographer of Twin Peaks and a cast of sex film starlets-including the incredible Uschi Digart, who gets fondled by an amorous bed-The Toy Box is one kinky pleasure chest.

Plus:Miserable with her marriage to a toy store clerk, and obsessed with memories for her long-absent father, child-like Jamie learns that Toys Are Not For Children when she turns her life around...by becoming a hooker. Playing "daddy's little girl" with dirty old men, she seems to find true happiness until a friend arranges a special "date" between Jamie and her whore-hungry dad that, to put it mildly, does not go well.