Samurai

Get ready for sword-swinging action and side-splitting laughs in The Samurai!

Takeshi Chimatsuri is many things, but one thing the young samurai is not is a ladies man. In fact, he tends to go into a catatonic state whenever confronted with naked, female flesh.

But his difficulties with the fairer sex have never been a problem, at least not until the Tokai Twins, Akari and Kagiri, blow back into town. Takeshi's erstwhile childhood playmates have grown up, filled out, and become femme fatales schooled in the arts of the ninja. That's bad news for Takeshi, because they've come back for their family's ceremonial sword, now in his possession, and they'll stop at nothing to get it back, including sorcery, sneak attacks, and a little well-timed nudity!