Swimsuit: The Movie

A comedy with no tan lines.

A hilarious comedy about a group of models trying to make a different kind of swimsuit issue. The bikini models are actually shooting a product catalog for Allway Chemical, a global conglomerate attempting to put a positive spin on defective breast implants, synthetic food substitutes and ecological disasters.

As Allway executives wage a battle for corporate integrity, the swimsuit issue runs into bad luck thanks to an alcoholic British photographer, a deranged choreographer and models with bad hair and worse attitudes.

Whether posing in a loft, frolicking on a polluted beach or trampling a protected rain forest, these off the wall layouts lend new meaning to the term politically incorrect and create a hilarious mean-spirited rivalry over which model will claim the coveted title of cover girl. The gorgeous group vying for the honor includes a super-bitch supermodel, a Russian bent on sabotage, a ditsy Southern Belle, a Jewish American princess, a militant black, and a burnt-out, former rock groupie.