Janice Beard: 45 WPM

No experience? No Skills? No Clue? You're Hired!

Practically since she first began to speak, Janice Beard (Eileen Walsh) began telling her agoraphobic mother elaborate stories about the world to prove to her that life on the outside is worth living. Determined to earn the money to help cure her mother's condition, Janice fabricates an entire job history and lands a position in a typing pool among competitive city sophisticates. Janice's mismatched outfits, her sunny disposition and her desire to fit in, make her a target for all sorts of mischief. She quickly becomes enmeshed in office intrigue including romance with an underhanded coworker named Sean (Rhys Ifans), conflict with her controlling boss Julia (Pasty Kensit) and industrial espionage that threatens the future of the company! How Janice deals with it all is something only she can tell you about.