Big Nothing

They wrote the book on how not-to-be criminals.

Charlie is an ex-teacher turned reluctant call-center employee who gets fired on the first day. Distraught and unable to provide for his family, he partners up with Gus, an aspiring scam artist, on a seemingly snag-free plan to make some cash: blackmail Reverend Smalls, a man of the cloth, who has frequently turned up in a database of visitors to illegal adult websites. With the help of Gus' ex, a one-time pageant queen, the plan moves ahead... but it all goes wrong as Reverend Smalls dies, thanks to this trio. And that's just the beginning of their troubles... Big Nothing stars David Schwimmer (TV's Friends, Duane Hopwood) and Simon Pegg (Shaun Of The Dead, Hot Fuzz, The Good Night).